1 00:00:04,882 --> 00:00:07,571 And then we'll baby proof the rest of the apartment. 2 00:00:07,709 --> 00:00:09,468 We'll shorten all the telephone cords, 3 00:00:09,606 --> 00:00:11,168 because, of course, the child could accidentally 4 00:00:11,192 --> 00:00:12,675 pull the phone down onto herself. 5 00:00:12,812 --> 00:00:13,960 God, I never thought of that. 6 00:00:13,984 --> 00:00:14,984 I've seen it happen. 7 00:00:15,088 --> 00:00:16,192 Oy. 8 00:00:16,330 --> 00:00:17,850 Then we'll putty down all your pictures 9 00:00:17,950 --> 00:00:18,950 and your bric-a-brac. 10 00:00:19,088 --> 00:00:20,329 The bric-a-brac? 11 00:00:20,467 --> 00:00:21,915 Bric-a-brac could hurt a person? 12 00:00:22,052 --> 00:00:23,846 I've seen it happen. 13 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:26,225 All right. Listen, we have a guest coming shortly 14 00:00:26,363 --> 00:00:28,236 then we'll magnet-lock all your wall unit doors, 15 00:00:28,260 --> 00:00:30,340 just like we did to the kitchen cabinets and drawers. 16 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:32,293 There's nothing in there but videotape. 17 00:00:32,431 --> 00:00:35,362 My friend, she could yank one out, 18 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:36,880 Unravel it, twirl it. 19 00:00:37,017 --> 00:00:38,017 Oh, I don't think she... 20 00:00:38,086 --> 00:00:39,948 I've seen it happen. 21 00:00:40,086 --> 00:00:42,637 We'll need to do something with this wine rack here. 22 00:00:42,775 --> 00:00:44,051 We should just get rid of that, 23 00:00:44,190 --> 00:00:45,390 'cause we never drink anymore. 24 00:00:45,465 --> 00:00:46,751 That's true, I'm still breastfeeding, 25 00:00:46,775 --> 00:00:48,154 he's got this tannin allergy. 26 00:00:48,292 --> 00:00:50,050 Yeah, so you can imagine 27 00:00:50,189 --> 00:00:52,361 imagine the wild Saturday nights around here. 28 00:00:56,361 --> 00:00:58,429 Okay. Well, I'm gonna go downstairs 29 00:00:59,119 --> 00:01:00,291 and get the rest of my stuff, 30 00:01:00,429 --> 00:01:01,509 and then we'll get started. 31 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:02,843 Thank you so much. Thanks. 32 00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,188 I'll take a wild guess, 33 00:01:04,326 --> 00:01:05,326 This guy's bathtub 34 00:01:05,395 --> 00:01:06,773 covered with those rubber daisies. 35 00:01:07,773 --> 00:01:08,773 You think? 36 00:01:08,877 --> 00:01:10,153 Honey, he's your baby proofer. 37 00:01:10,291 --> 00:01:11,691 You want him to be a paranoid freak. 38 00:01:11,808 --> 00:01:14,083 I guess. I suppose so. Hey, hey. 39 00:01:14,221 --> 00:01:16,301 Professor Twilley is gonna be here, like, any minute. 40 00:01:16,704 --> 00:01:17,704 Twilley? 41 00:01:17,807 --> 00:01:18,945 Yeah. Professor Twilley. 42 00:01:19,083 --> 00:01:20,439 Isn't that funny... Nathan Twilley. 43 00:01:20,463 --> 00:01:22,531 That's the guy whose class I'm speaking at. 44 00:01:22,945 --> 00:01:24,152 By the way, 45 00:01:24,289 --> 00:01:25,886 I invited him back here after class for lunch, 46 00:01:25,910 --> 00:01:27,910 'cause he knows a lot of critics. 47 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,255 And I just think the more I suck up, the better. 48 00:01:31,565 --> 00:01:32,633 Yeah, perfect. 49 00:01:32,771 --> 00:01:35,151 Did I tell you the subject? Violence in film. 50 00:01:35,289 --> 00:01:36,713 So I'm gonna talk about Pulp Fiction. 51 00:01:36,737 --> 00:01:37,944 I figured it was a great idea. 52 00:01:38,082 --> 00:01:39,506 I'll talk about the character Marsellus 53 00:01:39,530 --> 00:01:41,150 And the foot rub and how... what? 54 00:01:41,909 --> 00:01:43,357 Wow. Nathan Twilley. 55 00:01:43,495 --> 00:01:44,839 Nathan Twilley. Why, you know him? 56 00:01:44,977 --> 00:01:46,736 Um, I know who he is. 57 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,091 He taught at Yale when I was there. 58 00:01:48,115 --> 00:01:49,126 Of course. So you know him. 59 00:01:49,150 --> 00:01:51,667 Yeah, uh, took his class, actually. 60 00:01:51,805 --> 00:01:52,805 Oh, so you know him. 61 00:01:52,943 --> 00:01:54,401 Yeah, I sort of know him a little bit... 62 00:01:54,425 --> 00:01:55,425 Socially. 63 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:57,632 Good. Then you know him. 64 00:01:57,769 --> 00:02:00,907 Yeah. We were pretty darn social, actually. 65 00:02:03,562 --> 00:02:04,804 I understand. So you know him. 66 00:02:04,942 --> 00:02:05,942 Yeah... 67 00:02:06,666 --> 00:02:07,666 Honey? 68 00:02:09,562 --> 00:02:10,562 Oh. 69 00:02:12,562 --> 00:02:14,010 Oh, so you... You know him. 70 00:02:14,148 --> 00:02:15,389 I know him, yes, I do. 71 00:02:17,010 --> 00:02:18,872 Wow. Yes. 72 00:02:19,010 --> 00:02:21,043 Well, that's something. 73 00:02:21,182 --> 00:02:22,182 Yeah. 74 00:02:22,251 --> 00:02:23,733 That's interesting. 75 00:02:23,871 --> 00:02:26,182 Boy, that just doesn't seem right. 76 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:27,940 I mean, that's an Ivy League school. 77 00:02:29,285 --> 00:02:30,560 Honey, once the lights go out, 78 00:02:30,698 --> 00:02:32,319 nobody cares what you got on your SATs 79 00:02:33,422 --> 00:02:35,077 That's such a cliche, you know, 80 00:02:35,215 --> 00:02:38,077 a college professor taking advantage of his position 81 00:02:38,215 --> 00:02:39,673 and swooping down on an innocent young... 82 00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:40,870 No, no, no. He did not swoop. 83 00:02:41,008 --> 00:02:42,318 There was no swooping. 84 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:43,801 No, he swooped. 85 00:02:43,939 --> 00:02:45,559 No. I pursued him. 86 00:02:45,697 --> 00:02:48,421 He was so sexy and brilliant. 87 00:02:48,559 --> 00:02:50,421 He had this, like, electric mind. 88 00:02:50,559 --> 00:02:52,180 And he was kind and sensitive. 89 00:02:52,318 --> 00:02:53,834 You know what, honey, big swooper. 90 00:02:53,972 --> 00:02:55,420 No. Yes. 91 00:02:55,558 --> 00:02:58,041 I would sit there every Wednesday in the same place, 92 00:02:58,179 --> 00:02:59,455 second row on the end 93 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:00,673 and I would flirt with him, 94 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,075 The whole class long. 95 00:03:02,213 --> 00:03:05,386 I would smile. I'd do this sensual thing, 96 00:03:05,524 --> 00:03:07,833 This little hand thing. It was me. 97 00:03:07,971 --> 00:03:10,316 What do you mean? What did you do with your hands? 98 00:03:10,454 --> 00:03:12,015 Whatever. This little... it was a hand thing. 99 00:03:12,039 --> 00:03:13,143 Whatever. Nothing. 100 00:03:13,281 --> 00:03:15,523 Now you've gotta tell me what the hand thing is. 101 00:03:18,143 --> 00:03:19,143 I would go... 102 00:03:19,970 --> 00:03:21,349 Here is the church... 103 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,625 Here is the steeple, 104 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,969 open the door and see all the people. 105 00:03:33,624 --> 00:03:36,073 I have got to have you right now. All right, you know what? 106 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:38,314 It was very, very sexy at the time. 107 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:39,635 Sweetie, can I tell you something? 108 00:03:39,659 --> 00:03:41,728 He swooped down, and you was swooped upon. 109 00:03:41,865 --> 00:03:42,865 No. 110 00:03:43,003 --> 00:03:44,521 Hey, there. Hi, Nat. 111 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,279 I was the one who was hungering 112 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,656 for my first sexual experience. 113 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:48,865 Ho, ho, there. 114 00:03:50,796 --> 00:03:51,796 What? What? 115 00:03:51,899 --> 00:03:53,047 I didn't want to waste myself 116 00:03:53,071 --> 00:03:54,311 on some frat boy who'd never... 117 00:03:54,416 --> 00:03:55,520 Have I come at a bad time? 118 00:03:55,658 --> 00:03:56,658 'Cause I could just... 119 00:03:56,726 --> 00:03:57,864 No, no, no, no. 120 00:03:58,002 --> 00:04:01,071 So this is the guy who took your virginity? 121 00:04:02,829 --> 00:04:03,864 I could just face west. 122 00:04:06,726 --> 00:04:08,001 Honey, is this upsetting you? 123 00:04:08,828 --> 00:04:10,346 No. It's just, you know, 124 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,070 It's just news. That's... 125 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,368 No, it's not upsetting me, 'cause it's a long time ago. 126 00:04:14,414 --> 00:04:17,656 And listen, you graduated, so... 127 00:04:17,794 --> 00:04:19,518 With, I'm gonna guess, an "A" in film. 128 00:04:19,656 --> 00:04:20,690 Am I right? 129 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:22,655 Hey, listen, onward we move. 130 00:04:22,793 --> 00:04:24,483 All right. Don't worry about it. 131 00:04:24,620 --> 00:04:26,758 Is it gonna be awkward for you, though? 132 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:29,517 I mean, that's... Being around a guy who 133 00:04:29,655 --> 00:04:31,009 opened the door and saw all those people? 134 00:04:31,033 --> 00:04:33,482 No. No, it'll be fine. 135 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:35,757 You sure? 'Cause no kidding, that's a very odd thing 136 00:04:35,895 --> 00:04:38,102 to be around an old sexual partner. 137 00:04:38,241 --> 00:04:39,792 ♪ Alouette 138 00:04:39,930 --> 00:04:41,309 ♪ Gentille alouette ♪ 139 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:42,895 Honey, it was one night. 140 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,136 Oh. 141 00:04:44,274 --> 00:04:45,757 One solitary 142 00:04:46,516 --> 00:04:47,619 incredible night. 143 00:04:47,756 --> 00:04:48,796 He was a phenomenal lover. 144 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,687 All right, all right. I'll bite. 145 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:53,825 What? 146 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:56,135 Why? Why phenomenal? 147 00:04:56,273 --> 00:04:58,135 He had a gift. 148 00:04:59,273 --> 00:05:00,342 Okay, okay. 149 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,880 What do you mean? What kind of gift? 150 00:05:01,962 --> 00:05:03,284 It was a gift, whatever it was. It was a gift. 151 00:05:03,308 --> 00:05:04,524 Not "whatever it was." Now, come on, 152 00:05:04,548 --> 00:05:06,188 Now you have to tell me what the gift was. 153 00:05:07,859 --> 00:05:08,859 He, 154 00:05:09,721 --> 00:05:10,721 without touching you, 155 00:05:10,824 --> 00:05:13,203 with, with everybody fully clothed, 156 00:05:13,341 --> 00:05:16,238 He could stare at you, 157 00:05:16,376 --> 00:05:20,065 This long, focused stare 158 00:05:21,099 --> 00:05:23,892 and he could bring a woman to orgasm. 159 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:31,640 Well, Merry Christmas. That's a gift. Yeah. 160 00:05:34,822 --> 00:05:35,926 No, no, no. Nat, no. 161 00:05:36,063 --> 00:05:37,408 No need for that. 162 00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,684 Nat. 163 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:39,890 Yeah, if I might, 164 00:05:40,028 --> 00:05:41,748 because then you can just finish your fight. 165 00:05:41,856 --> 00:05:42,856 Come on, uh... 166 00:05:42,994 --> 00:05:44,028 Come on, Murray. 167 00:05:44,167 --> 00:05:46,787 Come on, Murray, the, um, dog. 168 00:05:48,545 --> 00:05:50,235 Honey, promise me this isn't upsetting you. 169 00:05:50,373 --> 00:05:51,476 I'm really not upset. 170 00:05:51,614 --> 00:05:53,580 Because, A, it was way before my time, 171 00:05:53,717 --> 00:05:56,200 and, two, you know, listen, 172 00:05:56,338 --> 00:05:59,166 although I use my eyes for more conventional purposes, 173 00:05:59,303 --> 00:06:01,199 like, for example, seeing, 174 00:06:02,337 --> 00:06:05,510 I happen to be totally secure in my sexual prowess. 175 00:06:05,648 --> 00:06:06,648 And well you should be. 176 00:06:06,716 --> 00:06:07,716 And by the way, 177 00:06:08,957 --> 00:06:11,440 You know, I had wonderful teachers in college, too. 178 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:14,198 I'm sure you did. Didn't sleep with them. 179 00:06:14,336 --> 00:06:15,830 I didn't sleep with them. I would just ask them things, 180 00:06:15,854 --> 00:06:16,967 Like, hey, when is the final? 181 00:06:16,991 --> 00:06:18,129 But, you know, that's me. 182 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:20,656 Where you going? 183 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:21,725 Run a comb through my hair. 184 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,129 Okay, you fix yourself up nice, 185 00:06:23,267 --> 00:06:24,467 and I'll welcome into our home 186 00:06:24,508 --> 00:06:26,028 the first man with whom you ever slept. 187 00:06:26,818 --> 00:06:27,818 Hello, Paul. 188 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:28,956 Professor Twilley. 189 00:06:29,093 --> 00:06:31,163 I have just heard so much about you. 190 00:06:32,577 --> 00:06:33,577 Really? 191 00:06:33,645 --> 00:06:35,301 Yeah. Please. Please, come on in. 192 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:38,300 Please. You know my wife, I believe. 193 00:06:38,438 --> 00:06:39,438 Jamie Buchman. 194 00:06:39,507 --> 00:06:40,507 Nee Stemple. 195 00:06:41,369 --> 00:06:42,369 Hello. 196 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:45,334 Actually, no. 197 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,861 I don't believe I've had the pleasure. 198 00:06:46,885 --> 00:06:47,885 Nathan Twilley. 199 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:50,023 Nathan. 200 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:51,644 Think back. 201 00:06:55,299 --> 00:06:56,299 Okay. 202 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:58,540 Yale. 203 00:07:00,368 --> 00:07:02,161 Nineteen eighty-four. 204 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:03,850 Postmodern cinema. 205 00:07:05,677 --> 00:07:06,919 Second row on the end. 206 00:07:07,746 --> 00:07:08,746 Uh... 207 00:07:09,436 --> 00:07:11,125 I'm terribly sorry. 208 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:12,987 I just don't recall. 209 00:07:20,228 --> 00:07:21,469 Hey, no staring. 210 00:07:28,503 --> 00:07:30,365 Hello. Can I help you? 211 00:07:30,503 --> 00:07:34,434 Hi. Um, I'm looking for a Mr. Ira Buchman. 212 00:07:34,572 --> 00:07:36,019 Hey, you got him. 213 00:07:36,158 --> 00:07:37,158 Oh, hi. 214 00:07:37,261 --> 00:07:38,296 I'm Cheryl Gendelman. 215 00:07:38,434 --> 00:07:39,916 Gendelman. Gendelman. 216 00:07:40,054 --> 00:07:41,054 How do I know that name? 217 00:07:41,088 --> 00:07:42,433 I'll give you a hint. 218 00:07:42,571 --> 00:07:43,709 "Max Gendelman, 219 00:07:44,433 --> 00:07:46,364 "Loving husband to Minnie. 220 00:07:46,502 --> 00:07:48,709 "Devoted father of Toots and Leon Gendelman. 221 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:50,329 1909-1988." 222 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:53,467 Wait a minute. I know that epitaph. 223 00:07:53,604 --> 00:07:55,329 Yes, of course you do. 224 00:07:55,466 --> 00:07:56,706 The Buchmans and the Gendelmans 225 00:07:56,811 --> 00:07:57,915 have adjoining burial plots 226 00:07:58,053 --> 00:07:59,501 at the gates of Damascus cemetery. 227 00:07:59,639 --> 00:08:01,190 Ah. Nice to meet you. Yeah. 228 00:08:01,328 --> 00:08:03,501 Nice to put the face together with the stone. 229 00:08:06,156 --> 00:08:08,052 Um, here's the thing. 230 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:11,500 My cousin, Leon, passed away suddenly over the weekend, 231 00:08:11,638 --> 00:08:13,776 And, um, his last words were, 232 00:08:14,465 --> 00:08:15,844 "Bury me sideways." 233 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:19,500 So we promised that, that we would. 234 00:08:19,637 --> 00:08:22,533 Well, it's, uh, a little out of the ordinary. 235 00:08:22,671 --> 00:08:24,361 Well, in order to bury him sideways, 236 00:08:24,499 --> 00:08:25,706 we need another plot. 237 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:29,981 Um, specifically that of a mister 238 00:08:30,119 --> 00:08:31,361 "Paul, Paul Buchman." 239 00:08:31,499 --> 00:08:32,499 Paulie? 240 00:08:32,601 --> 00:08:33,670 Yeah. 241 00:08:33,808 --> 00:08:35,268 No. I don't think Paulie's gonna go for that. 242 00:08:35,292 --> 00:08:37,084 But I tell you what, why don't you do this? 243 00:08:37,222 --> 00:08:38,843 Why don't you take your cousin Leon, 244 00:08:38,981 --> 00:08:40,222 you bury him regular, 245 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:42,440 but you tell him that you're gonna bury him sideways. 246 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,600 Oh. 247 00:08:47,428 --> 00:08:48,462 I didn't mean to... 248 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,773 All right. Hey, hey, hey. How about this? 249 00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:52,704 Sideways, but folded nicely. 250 00:08:55,048 --> 00:08:56,600 Okay. Bad idea. 251 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:59,772 I've just had a really difficult couple of days, 252 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:02,186 and I just need a little compassion, okay? 253 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:03,392 Okay, okay. 254 00:09:04,530 --> 00:09:06,090 Do you think it would be... 255 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:07,668 What? What? 256 00:09:08,461 --> 00:09:09,634 Would it be okay 257 00:09:09,771 --> 00:09:11,643 if we just went for a cup of coffee or something? 258 00:09:11,667 --> 00:09:12,667 Sure, yeah. Yeah. 259 00:09:21,839 --> 00:09:22,839 Hi. 260 00:09:22,942 --> 00:09:23,942 Hi. 261 00:09:24,046 --> 00:09:25,566 Did I miss it? I hope I didn't miss it. 262 00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:26,746 No, it didn't even start yet. 263 00:09:26,770 --> 00:09:27,839 Oh, good. 264 00:09:27,977 --> 00:09:29,184 So, what do you think? 265 00:09:29,321 --> 00:09:30,366 This looks like a crowd that would like to hear 266 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:31,873 a talk about Pulp Fiction, huh? 267 00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:33,390 How could he not remember me? 268 00:09:35,010 --> 00:09:36,149 'Cause you were easy? 269 00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,838 Seven Beauties to me was the film 270 00:09:40,976 --> 00:09:43,389 that, although flawed in some respects, 271 00:09:43,527 --> 00:09:46,078 put Lina Wertmuller on the map because it... 272 00:09:54,182 --> 00:09:55,182 Because it... 273 00:10:03,147 --> 00:10:04,629 Because it... 274 00:10:04,767 --> 00:10:07,698 Because it unified comedy and political philosophy 275 00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:09,594 in a manner in which could reach the masses? 276 00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:12,698 Uh, yeah. 277 00:10:14,731 --> 00:10:16,456 Would you all excuse me just one moment? 278 00:10:20,249 --> 00:10:21,317 Jamie. 279 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:22,662 Yes. 280 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,559 I am so sorry. 281 00:10:25,697 --> 00:10:27,145 Of course I remember you. 282 00:10:27,283 --> 00:10:28,283 Well, thank God. 283 00:10:30,075 --> 00:10:31,489 That was quite a night. 284 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:33,006 It was, wasn't it? 285 00:10:33,145 --> 00:10:34,696 I'll say. 286 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:37,385 I'm sorry, it's entirely inappropriate 287 00:10:37,523 --> 00:10:38,696 for me to talk about it now. 288 00:10:38,834 --> 00:10:40,936 You're married, you have a child. 289 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,109 I'm very happy for you. 290 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:43,420 Thank you. 291 00:10:43,557 --> 00:10:45,902 Wait a minute. Does Paul know about... 292 00:10:47,488 --> 00:10:48,488 Uh-huh. 293 00:10:50,729 --> 00:10:52,177 Does he know that it was your 294 00:10:53,763 --> 00:10:54,970 world premiere? 295 00:10:57,350 --> 00:10:58,590 Yeah, uh-huh. 296 00:10:58,728 --> 00:10:59,832 Good Lord. 297 00:10:59,970 --> 00:11:02,039 Jamie, don't you have a diary or a clergyman 298 00:11:02,176 --> 00:11:03,935 you could talk to about this kind of thing? 299 00:11:05,176 --> 00:11:07,452 I don't think he believed me about the stare. 300 00:11:07,590 --> 00:11:09,969 Oh, my God. You told him about the stare? 301 00:11:10,727 --> 00:11:12,865 Are you crazy? 302 00:11:13,003 --> 00:11:15,175 He's fine about it, Nathan, really. 303 00:11:15,313 --> 00:11:19,313 Jamie, Jamie, a man may tell you 304 00:11:19,451 --> 00:11:21,555 that he's untroubled by being in the company 305 00:11:21,692 --> 00:11:24,313 of the man who first made love to his wife, 306 00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:25,864 who first took her to places 307 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,830 both physically and emotionally 308 00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:29,554 that she had never been before, 309 00:11:29,692 --> 00:11:32,519 in ways that she had never got there before 310 00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:35,898 or, I'm going to go out on a limb and say, since. 311 00:11:36,278 --> 00:11:37,278 Yeah. 312 00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:42,794 But believe me, 313 00:11:42,932 --> 00:11:44,736 such a man is just putting up an antic disposition. 314 00:11:44,760 --> 00:11:46,449 In his heart, he's filled with rage. 315 00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:53,793 Nah. 316 00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,276 Oh, you had to do the stare, didn't you? 317 00:12:00,379 --> 00:12:01,872 Couldn't help yourself, could you, stud? 318 00:12:01,896 --> 00:12:02,999 No. Idiot! 319 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:06,620 Ladies and gentlemen, 320 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:08,240 would you please help me welcome 321 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:10,860 the director of a wonderful new film, Buchman, 322 00:12:11,447 --> 00:12:12,551 Mr. Paul Buchman. 323 00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:18,102 Thank you, thank you, professor, 324 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,274 for those kind words. 325 00:12:20,412 --> 00:12:24,101 You know, today's subject being violence in film, 326 00:12:24,239 --> 00:12:26,756 I thought we could discuss one of the more jolting films 327 00:12:26,894 --> 00:12:29,136 in recent memory, Pulp Fiction. 328 00:12:29,274 --> 00:12:31,928 Now, if you recall, in the beginning of the film, 329 00:12:32,066 --> 00:12:34,342 we hear of a man named Marsellus, 330 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:38,135 who has thrown a guy through a window 331 00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:41,789 simply because the guy massaged the foot 332 00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,651 of Marsellus' wife. 333 00:12:47,341 --> 00:12:48,789 So, think about that. 334 00:12:49,444 --> 00:12:50,444 Think about that. 335 00:12:50,582 --> 00:12:54,547 Marsellus was willing to take a man's life 336 00:12:55,064 --> 00:12:56,409 and violently, 337 00:12:58,099 --> 00:12:59,478 violently, 338 00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:03,512 just because the guy rubbed his wife's toes. 339 00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:09,271 Now, that gets your attention, doesn't it? 340 00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:11,753 Doesn't it? 341 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,029 Mmm mmm mmm. 342 00:13:16,097 --> 00:13:18,062 So, Cheryl, tell me something. 343 00:13:18,201 --> 00:13:20,442 What is it with you Gendelmans and sideways? 344 00:13:23,924 --> 00:13:26,545 So, you don't think you're going to have any trouble 345 00:13:26,683 --> 00:13:28,510 getting Paul to sign over his burial plot? 346 00:13:28,648 --> 00:13:30,131 Oh, no problem. 347 00:13:30,269 --> 00:13:31,372 He'll understand. 348 00:13:31,923 --> 00:13:33,476 You're a good soul. 349 00:13:34,509 --> 00:13:35,992 Mmm-mmm. 350 00:13:37,131 --> 00:13:39,164 Oh, I'm glad I already have a burial plot, 351 00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:40,509 'cause you're killing me. 352 00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:46,957 "Die! 353 00:13:47,406 --> 00:13:49,199 "Die, pig! 354 00:13:49,336 --> 00:13:51,336 "That'll teach you to massage the foot 355 00:13:51,474 --> 00:13:53,026 Of the wife of another man." 356 00:13:55,059 --> 00:13:56,336 "Revenge is mine." 357 00:13:59,198 --> 00:14:02,301 Um, yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 358 00:14:04,749 --> 00:14:05,852 Thank you, Mr. Buchman. 359 00:14:05,990 --> 00:14:07,197 Wasn't that wonderful? 360 00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:09,024 Just could make your hair stand on end. 361 00:14:09,162 --> 00:14:10,197 Well, thank you. 362 00:14:11,231 --> 00:14:12,989 Well, I guess that's it. Class dismissed. 363 00:14:14,404 --> 00:14:15,851 Sweetie, that was great. 364 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,058 I gave it a shot. 365 00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:18,241 So, what do you say? 366 00:14:18,265 --> 00:14:20,023 Ready for lunch? Oh, you know what? 367 00:14:20,161 --> 00:14:21,817 I don't think that I can. 368 00:14:21,954 --> 00:14:24,137 Of course you can. We're going to pick stuff up on the way home. 369 00:14:24,161 --> 00:14:25,368 I... 370 00:14:25,506 --> 00:14:27,386 Come on, a little socializing wouldn't kill you. 371 00:14:28,850 --> 00:14:29,885 No, no, really. 372 00:14:30,023 --> 00:14:31,092 You know what it is? 373 00:14:31,229 --> 00:14:33,298 I forgot I have student conferences. 374 00:14:33,436 --> 00:14:36,056 What students here would like to have a conference? 375 00:14:36,195 --> 00:14:38,436 Student conferences being held right now. 376 00:14:38,573 --> 00:14:41,539 Extra credit for any student who would like to confer. 377 00:14:42,953 --> 00:14:45,470 I urge you to do it right now 378 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:47,401 for both our sakes, please. 379 00:14:47,883 --> 00:14:50,125 Now. Help me 380 00:14:51,676 --> 00:14:52,814 help you. 381 00:14:54,745 --> 00:14:55,745 So, lunch? 382 00:14:56,607 --> 00:14:57,745 Uh-huh. 383 00:14:57,883 --> 00:14:58,883 After you. 384 00:14:59,641 --> 00:15:01,193 Great. 385 00:15:01,331 --> 00:15:02,931 Been looking forward to this a long time. 386 00:15:09,399 --> 00:15:11,279 I can't believe the elevator's still out. 387 00:15:12,157 --> 00:15:13,502 Set it down anywhere. 388 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,088 I am so hungry, 389 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,467 I could eat, like, a fried human being. 390 00:15:22,777 --> 00:15:24,674 Me, too. Very hungry. Yeah. 391 00:15:24,812 --> 00:15:26,467 Let me take your coat, professor. 392 00:15:26,605 --> 00:15:28,087 I'll just hang it up. 393 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:30,742 Oh, this is going to be irritating, honey. 394 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,983 Any thoughts? 395 00:15:32,122 --> 00:15:33,673 Boy, I just don't know. 396 00:15:33,811 --> 00:15:34,890 Just had the place baby proofed. 397 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:35,914 Oh. 398 00:15:36,052 --> 00:15:37,442 I'm not even sure what we were supposed... 399 00:15:37,466 --> 00:15:38,880 Oh! 400 00:15:39,017 --> 00:15:40,431 Oh, professor, I'm so sorry. 401 00:15:41,121 --> 00:15:42,362 Ah, I'm fine. 402 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,338 Let's put some ice on that. That would be nice. 403 00:15:44,362 --> 00:15:46,155 This baby proofing just gets, 404 00:15:46,293 --> 00:15:48,292 look at this. Proofs everything, 405 00:15:48,430 --> 00:15:50,470 then he leaves a nail gun out. How careless is that? 406 00:15:51,396 --> 00:15:53,050 Oh! Oh, honey! 407 00:15:53,189 --> 00:15:54,361 Oh, my God! 408 00:15:54,499 --> 00:15:55,671 Oh, let me apologize. 409 00:15:55,809 --> 00:15:56,809 I am so sorry. 410 00:15:56,912 --> 00:15:58,050 It's okay. Are you sure? 411 00:15:58,189 --> 00:15:59,705 Oh, yes. Let's get you some ice. 412 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,165 That would be good. 413 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:03,326 I'll put some ice on that, fix you right up. 414 00:16:03,464 --> 00:16:05,533 I loved that vase. 415 00:16:07,326 --> 00:16:08,808 Hey. Hey, splink. 416 00:16:08,946 --> 00:16:09,946 Your elevator is out. 417 00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:11,739 Yeah, I know, I know. 418 00:16:11,877 --> 00:16:14,222 Paulie, listen, if I asked you to sign something 419 00:16:14,359 --> 00:16:16,279 without telling you what it was, would you do it? 420 00:16:16,497 --> 00:16:17,773 What? Of course, yeah. 421 00:16:17,911 --> 00:16:19,670 If I told you it was really important to me 422 00:16:19,808 --> 00:16:22,248 and just to trust me and sign it without asking any questions, 423 00:16:22,290 --> 00:16:23,290 Would you do it? 424 00:16:23,359 --> 00:16:24,359 Of course. 425 00:16:24,428 --> 00:16:26,358 Okay, good. Sign this, would you? 426 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:28,014 What is it? 427 00:16:29,565 --> 00:16:30,807 I'm so sorry that happened. 428 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,738 Ah, what are you going to do? 429 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,358 What, are you crazy? - What? 430 00:16:34,496 --> 00:16:35,736 Are you out of your mind? 431 00:16:35,771 --> 00:16:37,151 Listen to me, 432 00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,599 I want that burial plot. 433 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:42,150 I need that burial plot. 434 00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:46,874 I plan to make very good use of that burial plot. 435 00:16:49,254 --> 00:16:52,116 I don't care if this guy is cut up and buried in sections, all right? 436 00:16:54,943 --> 00:16:56,529 All right, boss, I got it. 437 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,867 I wish I could remember what I did with those ice packs. 438 00:16:58,976 --> 00:16:59,976 How about I go buy one? 439 00:17:00,045 --> 00:17:01,631 No, no, no, I'll find it. 440 00:17:01,769 --> 00:17:02,976 He's so... 441 00:17:03,115 --> 00:17:04,562 Ow! Oh, did I hurt you again? 442 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:06,424 It's okay. No problem. 443 00:17:09,183 --> 00:17:10,183 It's off. It's off. 444 00:17:10,252 --> 00:17:11,528 Not hot. Not hot. See? 445 00:17:14,217 --> 00:17:16,734 Honey, what did we do with those ice packs? 446 00:17:16,872 --> 00:17:17,872 The ice packs? 447 00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:19,330 They're under the sink. I'll get it. 448 00:17:19,354 --> 00:17:20,527 No, no, I'll get it. 449 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,492 No, there's no reason you should do that. 450 00:17:22,630 --> 00:17:25,009 Please, I will get it. I will do the getting. 451 00:17:25,147 --> 00:17:27,009 The getting will be done by me. 452 00:17:27,733 --> 00:17:28,733 Sure. 453 00:17:30,457 --> 00:17:31,802 Boy, this is tricky. 454 00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,182 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 455 00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:35,284 This guy puts these magnets on every door. 456 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,526 The trick is you got to swivel the magnet 457 00:17:37,664 --> 00:17:39,424 just till you get it to the exact right spot. 458 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,526 Ow! Oh! 459 00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:44,250 What a day you're having, huh? 460 00:17:44,387 --> 00:17:45,939 Don't touch me, please. I'm fine. 461 00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:47,559 I'm sorry. 462 00:17:47,697 --> 00:17:49,708 It's perfectly all right. But I really should be going 463 00:17:49,732 --> 00:17:51,903 Because I'm... Cold! 464 00:17:52,041 --> 00:17:54,111 Ow! Cold! 465 00:17:55,696 --> 00:17:56,696 Oh, you poor thing. 466 00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:00,076 Ooh. 467 00:18:00,179 --> 00:18:01,972 Okay, it's okay. I'm so terribly sorry. 468 00:18:02,110 --> 00:18:03,396 We've got to get you something to eat. 469 00:18:03,420 --> 00:18:05,110 What I need is liquor and a lot of it. 470 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,144 So, what did Paul say? 471 00:18:13,281 --> 00:18:14,385 He said, "No." 472 00:18:16,316 --> 00:18:17,385 I got to go. 473 00:18:17,523 --> 00:18:18,557 What? 474 00:18:18,695 --> 00:18:19,867 I have to go find a member 475 00:18:20,005 --> 00:18:21,867 of the, uh, Cowchuck family. 476 00:18:22,385 --> 00:18:23,385 Cowchuck? 477 00:18:23,487 --> 00:18:25,005 The burial plot on the other side. 478 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:32,453 All right, some lovely beverages. 479 00:18:32,591 --> 00:18:34,142 Jamie? 480 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,866 No, no, that's the professor's. 481 00:18:36,211 --> 00:18:37,211 Oh. 482 00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,935 That's yours. That's mine. That's yours. 483 00:18:41,624 --> 00:18:42,728 Thank you. 484 00:18:43,899 --> 00:18:45,939 You know, that class was such an honor for me today, 485 00:18:46,072 --> 00:18:47,072 It's such a thrill. 486 00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:48,485 Because when I saw those kids, 487 00:18:48,623 --> 00:18:50,565 they seemed like they were captivated. They were really... 488 00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,141 Oh, no, no, you don't want mine. 489 00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:53,796 That's just grape juice in there. 490 00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:54,934 Oh? 491 00:18:55,071 --> 00:18:56,727 Yeah, I have an allergy to tannin. 492 00:18:56,864 --> 00:18:59,347 So, I couldn't, uh... What, are you trying to kill me? 493 00:19:03,278 --> 00:19:05,898 But I really felt they were hanging on my every word. 494 00:19:06,795 --> 00:19:08,415 No, no, no, no, no, no. 495 00:19:08,553 --> 00:19:09,691 Still breast-feeding. 496 00:19:09,829 --> 00:19:11,725 Ah. Oh. You know what? 497 00:19:12,759 --> 00:19:14,277 I'd like to make a toast if I might, 498 00:19:14,415 --> 00:19:15,415 to, uh, 499 00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:17,380 to violence in film. 500 00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:22,327 Come on, drink up, drink up. 501 00:19:23,518 --> 00:19:24,621 Ah-choo! 502 00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:27,069 Oh, golly, I'm so sorry. 503 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,207 Let me get something... 504 00:19:28,345 --> 00:19:30,931 Oh, no, no, no, I'll get some... 505 00:19:34,172 --> 00:19:36,275 Ah... 506 00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:42,999 For God sake, buy a bigger cord! 507 00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:51,550 Got to get to the gym. 508 00:19:54,618 --> 00:19:57,102 Got to get out. Got to get free! 509 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,411 Professor, what was... 510 00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:03,928 Back off! 511 00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:05,446 I'm busting out of here! 512 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:09,239 Not safe! 513 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,376 Not safe! 514 00:20:10,479 --> 00:20:12,169 Not safe here at all! 515 00:20:16,754 --> 00:20:17,858 Who are you? 516 00:20:18,514 --> 00:20:20,238 I work for the Buchmans. 517 00:20:20,376 --> 00:20:21,547 I clean up the messes. 518 00:20:21,685 --> 00:20:23,134 Aah! 519 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:25,513 What kind of coat is that? 520 00:20:25,651 --> 00:20:27,375 What is it, some sort of gang uniform? 521 00:20:28,064 --> 00:20:29,306 This is goose down. 522 00:20:30,651 --> 00:20:31,798 Sorry, I forgot the gun. 523 00:20:31,822 --> 00:20:33,306 Ah! 524 00:20:34,615 --> 00:20:36,615 It's a chamber of horrors! 525 00:20:37,477 --> 00:20:38,546 Run fast! 526 00:20:38,684 --> 00:20:39,804 It's all a terrible mistake! 527 00:20:39,891 --> 00:20:41,477 I don't know what's it with this place. 528 00:20:42,477 --> 00:20:43,615 Nathan, please! 529 00:20:43,752 --> 00:20:45,521 I'm warning you, people will come looking for me! 530 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,511 Just leave me alone! 531 00:20:47,649 --> 00:20:49,442 Nathan! NATHAN: Stand back! 532 00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,304 He's on the roof of the elevator car there. 533 00:20:56,442 --> 00:20:58,097 That I've never seen happen. 534 00:21:02,475 --> 00:21:03,589 Well, give me your hand. 535 00:21:03,613 --> 00:21:05,199 Not on your life. Get away from me. 536 00:21:08,372 --> 00:21:10,406 Thank you for a lovely lunch. 537 00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,440 So, he was your first. Uh-huh. 538 00:21:59,057 --> 00:22:00,057 Anything at all? 539 00:22:00,126 --> 00:22:01,286 Give it up, will you? I know. 540 00:23:09,569 --> 00:23:10,569 Anything at all? 541 00:23:10,638 --> 00:23:11,798 Give it up, will you? I know.